Score: 6

"A 6 for effort..."

submission: UFOMania

date: January 20, 2007

No saving, even though there's multiple unlockables and only 3 lives.

Staying alive is fairly hard...helicopters somtimes drop down and cheap-kill you. Dodging them costs you people. Going up-down-up-down is out of the question cus it just isn't worth it, it's not fun.

This game forces you to take a tedious route to succeed. That's bullshit.

The least it could've done is offer a health bar, but noooo.

Score: 9

"Great fun"

submission: Defend Atlantis

date: January 17, 2007

The Quest mode or whatever was short but really good, and the free play button helped me to take up a good hour or so.

Good game.

Score: 8

"Alright, spent a while on this map..."

submission: Warp Forest+level editor

date: January 4, 2007

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My stage is simple and slightly challenging. There will be NO frustration with it, just a minute or two of solid fun.

That's how i like it, anyway

Score: 8

"Addictive as fuck..."

submission: DRY_FIRE

date: December 8, 2006

I got to wave 24 and then quit. Maybe i'll come bakc to it later...

If you turn your cannon quick enough, you can shoot left AND right.

Kinda of a hint there.

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Oh, and ur laser can only upgrade so far, dont waste ur upgrades on it after a certain point.

Score: 10

"Ridiculously superb game, truly fantastic"

submission: Imminent

date: December 8, 2006

I would have gladly paid $10 for this game, it's THAT good.

Best game on Newgrounds, hands down.

I played it for like a fucking hour, jesus, its so fucking good.

Score: 2

"What the hell?"

submission: Defend the Pichu Blimp

date: December 8, 2006

What the hell are u supposed to do?

Pichu cant attack! Neither can Raichu, unless he touches the Tailow... what the hell are u supposed to do?

The manual is fucking useless, how the fuck do u play this?

Score: 8

"Good but really hard game..."

submission: Defend Your Castle (Full)

date: December 8, 2006

Near stage 15, some seriously wrist-numbing bullshit happens...

And those stupid fucking giant sticks...fuckers.

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PS: This game isn't touchpad-friendly.

Score: 9

"Fucking awesome, really long and funny."

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: December 8, 2006

Some seriously hilarious shit, good job

Score: 7

"Pretty good, not that great..."

submission: VaioWare

date: December 8, 2006

The box thing that comes up at the end is stupid. What are we, supposed to figure out what each corner stands for? I think the top one stands for speed and the left one for effieciency...not sure.

Some minigames were just plain stupid.

The fish-eating one was the best game.

Score: 5

"This probably would've been good, but u killed it"

submission: Sudoku

date: December 7, 2006

There was a bug in the system for me...

The 1 was supposed to go where i put it, but the game marked it as wrong.

When i click solution, it even put the 1 to where i was putting it.

Poorly done game, fix the technical issues